a guy beckons to me in the produce aisle at superfresh; i’m listening to the symptoms of polycystic ovarian syndrome…
me: [takes out headphone] Hm?
man: [lifts up a huge leaf of some vegetable] Hey, do you think this is spinach?
me: Umm…hmm…no I think spinach has smaller, more defined leaves…
I think you can find some over by the wall over there [points]
wife: See! I told you so!
man: [Looks at me, then at wife] So then what IS this? [still holding up kale]
me: I think it’s kale?
man: Is it greens? [holds up collard greens] Are these greens?
me: um…I think?
wife: haha why you askin’ her what greens are? she ain’t black!
me: hahaha I think those are collard greens.
man: OK well thank you.
me: no problem! [plugs in goljan and resumes shopping]
hahaha that made my day xD